drunk as a lord
drunk as a fiddler
drunk as a sow
rubbered
steaming
drunk as a cunt
drunk as David's sow
slaughtered
drunk as an owl
shithoused
blind drunk
owly-eyed
drunk as a wheelbarrow
rat-arsed
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
airlocked
sloshed to the gills
drunk as a piper
kaylied
hamboned
four sheets to the wind
lamped
langered
gee-eyed
pissed as a parrot
pissed as a fart
shitfaced
wankered
fluthered
sloppy drunk
sloshed
full as a goog
locked
paralytic
drunk as Chloe
splashed
schloshed
mortal
bungalowed
cuntfaced
sozzled
cabbaged
fucked
newted
scuttered
white-girl wasted
twatted
slopped
para
stiff
pie-eyed
soddenness
blotto
pissed
crocked
wet
loaded
soused
pixilated
tight
fuddled
smashed
soaked
squiffy
plastered
besotted
cockeyed
half polluted
honkers
lushed
munted
lash
loopy
four sheets in the wind
a sheet in the wind
a sheet in the wind's eye
mullered
clobbered
cocked
fucked-up
gattered
fou
boiled
peloothered
one over the eight
juiced
kisky
hamstered
hooched up
bevvied
beliquored
feeling no pain
canned
bladdered
hazed