drunk as a lord
sloshed to the gills
drunk as a cunt
steaming
drunk as a piper
airlocked
kaylied
shithoused
owly-eyed
slaughtered
drunk as David's sow
drunk as a fiddler
rubbered
blind drunk
drunk as a wheelbarrow
drunk as a fiddler's bitch
drunk as an owl
drunk as a sow
rat-arsed
hamboned
four sheets to the wind
langered
lamped
splashed
sozzled
paralytic
drunk as Chloe
full as a goog
shitfaced
mortal
sloshed
wankered
pissed as a parrot
cabbaged
fluthered
cuntfaced
gee-eyed
pissed as a fart
sloppy drunk
schloshed
newted
bungalowed
locked
fucked
white-girl wasted
scuttered
twatted
pixilated
squiffy
blotto
wet
crocked
plastered
besotted
soused
cockeyed
soaked
fuddled
soddenness
pissed
para
stiff
pie-eyed
slopped
tight
smashed
loaded
a sheet in the wind
boiled
hazed
clobbered
mullered
bevvied
fucked-up
one over the eight
juiced
loopy
gattered
honkers
lash
munted
half polluted
canned
hamstered
fou
four sheets in the wind
lushed
peloothered
bladdered
cocked
hooched up
a sheet in the wind's eye
kisky
feeling no pain
beliquored