wildering
perplexing
bemaze
strike me up a gum tree
holy cats
I'll go to the foot of our stairs
masker
bewilderment
disbelief
perplexed
oddity
of all things
of all places
baffound
stupefaction
astonishing
surrealistic
weird
enigmatic
unsettlingly
spreckled
behemothian
peppered
stunnable
explosive
fucking hell
at a loss
nonplussed
puzzled
nonplused
disconcertment
phantom
weirdling
runish
consarn
bizarrerie
janky
crikey
unco
bogglingly
puzzlingly
Jerusalem crickets
outlandish
God preserve us
cuapao
unheimlich
astonishable
uncoly
oddish
gloppen
consternated
freaky
mondo bizarro
stagger
shudderingly
popeyed
upsettably
one's heart in one's mouth
bewigged
weird-ass
strange-ass
on a wonder
dismayfully
berserk
wowie zowie
eerily
shockable
murkily
demoralizing
the mind boggles
heterogenderal
bewilderedly
bitchy
oh, my stars and garters
mask
raspy
scrabbly
snappy
stuck
surrealish
gloomyish
stound
stunlock
portentously
disconcertedly
holy
eye-watering
peculiarly
habble
dazingly
creepy
dazedly
arcane
muzzy
bedaze
great Caesar's ghost
wilder