shark-jumping
eucatastrophe
federal case
disillusioned
dumbfoundedness
overplotted
plotful
shockingness
embarrassment
go on
slough of despond
gawpingly
I'll be a monkey's uncle
incredulousness
ass-pull
do me a favour
mind-frying
unreality
get out of town
apprehension
surreality
waste
anticippointment
peccancy
nefastous
mad as a March hare
suffering centipedes
flabbergastation
breathtaking
unhingingly
poop
anticlimactic
disconcertingness
misplot
dumbfounderment
staggering
disappointment
half-cracked
letdown
overoptimist
go wonder
muddleheadedness
surprisedness
kick in the balls
ouch
no way
incredulous
bogusness
hot dog
butter my butt and call me a biscuit
disappointing
catastrophe
surprisation
slap my ass and call me Judy
boding
oh worm
slap my ass and call me Sally
discouraged
disappointingness
secondhand embarrassment
bollocks
strike dumb
astonished
poleaxe
sullen
appall
appal
horrify
shock
dismay
disconcertedness
surprisingness
palooza
astonishable
disappointed
alarm
unexpectedness
bogotic
suspenseful
astonishedness
explosive
you can't make this stuff up
Hamletism
mad as a hatter
surprise
shitcakes
get out
cumbrousness
mad as a mongoose
feydom
on tenterhooks
crazy as a pet coon
schemery
bogglingly
shocking
get out of here
Pythonesque
brainsickness
despairingness
incredulously