shark-jumping
eucatastrophe
federal case
disillusioned
dumbfoundedness
shockingness
overplotted
plotful
slough of despond
go on
embarrassment
gawpingly
ass-pull
unreality
incredulousness
do me a favour
I'll be a monkey's uncle
mind-frying
surreality
get out of town
apprehension
anticippointment
peccancy
waste
mad as a March hare
flabbergastation
suffering centipedes
breathtaking
nefastous
staggering
half-cracked
disappointment
dumbfounderment
anticlimactic
poop
disconcertingness
misplot
letdown
unhingingly
boding
surprisedness
butter my butt and call me a biscuit
hot dog
bogusness
disappointing
kick in the balls
overoptimist
go wonder
slap my ass and call me Sally
no way
incredulous
muddleheadedness
discouraged
catastrophe
ouch
slap my ass and call me Judy
oh worm
surprisation
bollocks
disappointingness
poleaxe
strike dumb
secondhand embarrassment
sullen
astonished
palooza
disappointed
disconcertedness
alarm
bogotic
horrify
unexpectedness
shock
dismay
suspenseful
appal
astonishable
surprisingness
appall
bogglingly
shitcakes
get out
cumbrousness
you can't make this stuff up
mad as a hatter
get out of here
astonishedness
schemery
shocking
crazy as a pet coon
surprise
explosive
feydom
Hamletism
on tenterhooks
mad as a mongoose
despairingness
Pythonesque
brainsickness
incredulously