shark-jumping
eucatastrophe
federal case
disillusioned
dumbfoundedness
shockingness
overplotted
plotful
embarrassment
go on
slough of despond
gawpingly
incredulousness
unreality
I'll be a monkey's uncle
mind-frying
ass-pull
do me a favour
apprehension
get out of town
surreality
anticippointment
peccancy
waste
flabbergastation
breathtaking
mad as a March hare
nefastous
suffering centipedes
unhingingly
anticlimactic
letdown
disappointment
poop
half-cracked
misplot
dumbfounderment
staggering
disconcertingness
bogusness
ouch
go wonder
butter my butt and call me a biscuit
incredulous
slap my ass and call me Judy
surprisedness
muddleheadedness
catastrophe
boding
kick in the balls
slap my ass and call me Sally
oh worm
disappointing
hot dog
no way
overoptimist
discouraged
surprisation
astonished
bollocks
disappointingness
sullen
poleaxe
secondhand embarrassment
strike dumb
appal
unexpectedness
alarm
shock
palooza
appall
horrify
disconcertedness
surprisingness
suspenseful
disappointed
astonishable
dismay
bogotic
astonishedness
mad as a mongoose
shitcakes
schemery
feydom
bogglingly
get out of here
on tenterhooks
crazy as a pet coon
shocking
Hamletism
mad as a hatter
get out
surprise
you can't make this stuff up
cumbrousness
explosive
brainsickness
Pythonesque
despairingness
incredulously