idle asset
catch dust
propertyless
nondisposable
once in a blue moon
straw
once in a purple moon
seldomly
nonconsumptive
rough fish
bupkis
valuelessness
nought
fixed capital
unoften
freestanding
cold
flummadiddle
trifle
least
no-brow
one man and his dog
strengthless
goody
seldom
cybercrud
semiabandoned
seldom or ever
unlent
concealed asset
nonoccupying
null object
nothingly
brass farthing
nonwasting
hole card
neither fish, flesh, nor good red herring
fast food
I can't remember the last time
pile of shit
straw bid
load of crap
load of bull
pile of crap
assetlessness
nothingy
rope of sand
ham sandwich
load of shit
dunsel