rub oneself off
shake hands with the unemployed
jill
frig
toss off
pleasure oneself
satisfy oneself
service oneself
bate
buff the muffin
jack it
self-pollute
fap off
beat the cock
pull one's pud
knock one out
touch oneself
jerk the gherkin
itch the ditch
ring the devil's doorbell
masturbational
play with oneself
whittle the whalebone
jock
have a wank
flog the log
beat the bishop
crank one out
scarf
posh wank
ham shank
toss
onanistic
overmasturbation
crank it
knuckle children
wax the dolphin
fapfest
female masturbator
bop the bishop
fapstinence
spank the monkey
bash the bishop
pull oneself
hand job