flog the dolphin
mass debate
wank
fap
tug
have a wank
rub one off
jack it
self-pollute
bash one out
knock one out
jill
shake hands with the unemployed
jerk the gherkin
jerk
pull one's pud
pleasure oneself
service oneself
touch oneself
beat the bishop
fap off
ring the devil's doorbell
toss off
make the bald man cry
beat the cock
whittle the whalebone
buff the muffin
jack off
shebop
rub oneself off
pull off
crank one out
pet the kitty
burp the worm
bate
satisfy oneself
flog the log
whack off
jill off
play with oneself
jock
shag
itch the ditch
frig
paw off
wank off
scarf
toss
crank it
self-pleasure