goropism
said no one ever
travesty
proverb
ab absurdo
misetymologize
make it make sense
Irish bull
thonk
chimera
put two and two together and make five
misconclusion
caricature
ad absurdum
romance
folk etymology
absurdist
no ways
farcical
maggotry
huh
yeah, right
yeah, yeah
your ass
cockeyed
thought bubble
absurd
nonsensical
carriwitchet
cockamamy
misimplication
cockamamie
fatuity
alogicalness
unreason
dubiousness
absurdity
silliness
fatuousness
absurdism
two plus two equals five
preposterous
eggs in moonshine
who would have thought it
ass-pull
demented
parlour trick
what is this I don't even
who would have known
idiomatical