ham shank
wankjob
wank
hand job
jerking off
jacking off
one off the wrist
hand shandy
jerk off
solo sex
self-pleasing
self-pleasure
flog the dolphin
five-knuckle shuffle
tug
mass debate
onanistic
Hand Solo
masturbator
onanism
self-rape
ménage à moi
self-love
self-gratification
masturbationlike
masturbational
titwank
fapper
ring the devil's doorbell
autoerotism
solosexual
masturbatorily
pa chew cheng
polish one's rocket
yank off
autoeroticism
masturbationism
antimasturbation
masturbatory
master baiter
jerk it
choke the chicken
rubbing off
funny business
autoerotic
fap
play the skin flute
wanker
pocket pool
tosser
crank it
wankathon
self-abuser
jerk-off
self-pleasurer
make the bald man cry
service oneself
crank one out
pleasure oneself
flog the log
paw off
knock one out
pull off
bate
bash one out
overmasturbation
burp the worm
jerk the gherkin
shebop
touch oneself
itch the ditch
toss off
fap off
wank off
rub oneself off
buff the muffin
beat the cock
rub one off
pull one's pud
beat the bishop
jock
jerk
fapfest
self-pollute
whittle the whalebone
jack off
whack off
jill off
jack it
jill
shag
pet the kitty
play with oneself
shake hands with the unemployed