second Tuesday of the week
last trump
Neveruary
forever
cold day in Hell
a cold day in July
when Hell freezes over
first of never
at no time
at latter Lammas
when pigs fly
when two Sundays meet
when two Sundays come together
nevah
never ever
not while pussy's a cat
if pigs had wings
nary
nevermore
nooit
in no way
about time
sempiternity
under no circumstances
prehistory
paulo post futurum
olden
forevermore
a rolling stone gathers no moss
advanced
uneverted
future
hereafter
ripe
futurity
time to come
perimortem
yore
momentary
ake
for ever more
a week from next Tuesday
4eva
4evah
Dreckly
Greek calends
fivever
never've
for ever and ever
4ever