crying shame
unlucky
catastrophize
debacular
omnishambles
woeful
more's the pity
displeasure
malum in se
dismalize
come to grief
misadventure
mishap
mischance
absolute state
sucky
banjax
life's a bitch and then you die
misfavor
too bad
make matters worse
trash fire
inglorious
plight
wouldn't you know it
backfiring
let slide
fail at life
miserliness
crushing
boned
pitiable
scapegoat
deplorer
miserism
horrendousness
ruinousness
disgrace
despair
hooped
hard-luck story
wretchedness
suck cock
butchery
foul
astaghfirullah
suck butt
worrisomeness
consternate
suck ass
victimization
reverse
take the biscuit
taint
tragedy
misanthropically
kick in the teeth
take the fall
dilapidated
disastrously
take the cake
run into the ground
sad sack
bollocks
suck donkey cock
Hamletism
bungling
miserableness
screwed, blued and tattooed
stigma
pathematically
self-own
waste
misery
hard cheese
abominableness
tough shit
misfall
rueful
badass
jialat
pathetic
lousiness
dumpster fire
peccavi
not a pretty sight
backfire
pitiful
disgracefulness
miserable
pitifulness
bust
ratfuck
naughty step
dishonour
infortunity