crying shame
unlucky
catastrophize
debacular
woeful
omnishambles
more's the pity
malum in se
dismalize
displeasure
misadventure
come to grief
mishap
mischance
absolute state
life's a bitch and then you die
too bad
sucky
misfavor
banjax
make matters worse
plight
trash fire
wouldn't you know it
inglorious
fail at life
miserliness
crushing
backfiring
let slide
scapegoat
deplorer
miserism
pitiable
boned
horrendousness
disgrace
despair
ruinousness
hooped
hard-luck story
wretchedness
worrisomeness
suck butt
suck cock
astaghfirullah
consternate
victimization
suck ass
butchery
foul
take the cake
disastrously
reverse
take the fall
take the biscuit
tragedy
dilapidated
taint
run into the ground
kick in the teeth
misanthropically
misfall
misery
stigma
abominableness
hard cheese
suck donkey cock
Hamletism
bollocks
miserableness
self-own
waste
sad sack
pathematically
screwed, blued and tattooed
bungling
rueful
tough shit
infortunity
backfire
badass
miserable
dishonour
not a pretty sight
peccavi
pitiful
ratfuck
disgracefulness
naughty step
pathetic
lousiness
jialat
dumpster fire
pitifulness
bust