bash one out
jill
jock
toss off
pull off
bate
pet the kitty
shag
wax the dolphin
toss
whack off
flog the log
bash the bishop
knock one out
itch the ditch
shake hands with the unemployed
jerk the gherkin
make the bald man cry
pull one's pud
buff the muffin
have a wank
jack it
spank the monkey
play with oneself
frig
beat the bishop
jill off
pull oneself
rub oneself off
service oneself
pleasure oneself
shebop
touch oneself
satisfy oneself
whittle the whalebone
crank one out
ring the devil's doorbell
masturbationism
death grip
polish the pearl
play the clitar
wankrupt
wankette
masturbational
masturbatrix
fingerfuck
scarf