butterface
face only a mother could love
minger
butterbody
hot lips
just another pretty face
frightmare
bit of alright
fuckfaced
gnome
boner-shrinker
plain-looking
hottie
face that would stop a clock
unattractive
horseface
unlovely
good looker
nonmodel
fancy pants
dodo
cutie patootie
unfuckable
futch
lulu
sex bomb
fogy
fogey
fossil
hard-featured
Doris
spornosexual
undatable
pretty boy
ride
fancy Dan
homeliness
plainness
scruff
sex on a stick
beaut
fancy-pants
gloss
chic
frump
butter-ham
beautiful person
resembler
saucepot
ming
eye candy
vision
disguiser
exuder
unbecomingness
nonromantic
diamond in the rough
unpretty
look off
bad-looking
have a face like the back end of a bus
scarecrow
lair
facedly
sex object
stallion
unbonny
animal
figurant
spunk
hypomimia
minifacial
oddball
bottom of the barrel
eccentric person
fem
abnormal
head-turner
snack
ugly person
beat with the ugly stick
softboy
flake
geek
vanilla
good-looking
visaged
mad lad
counterstereotype
eccentric
bimbo
sack of flesh
embosser
looker
smokeshow
hinky
badling
hobosexual
Brigitte Bardot