butterface
face only a mother could love
minger
butterbody
hot lips
just another pretty face
frightmare
bit of alright
fuckfaced
gnome
boner-shrinker
plain-looking
hottie
face that would stop a clock
unattractive
horseface
good looker
unlovely
nonmodel
fancy pants
fogey
hard-featured
fogy
unfuckable
sex bomb
futch
cutie patootie
dodo
lulu
fossil
undatable
Doris
spornosexual
fancy Dan
pretty boy
plainness
homeliness
ride
beaut
chic
sex on a stick
fancy-pants
scruff
gloss
frump
beautiful person
butter-ham
exuder
disguiser
ming
resembler
vision
eye candy
saucepot
look off
diamond in the rough
bad-looking
unpretty
unbecomingness
nonromantic
figurant
unbonny
hypomimia
animal
lair
have a face like the back end of a bus
spunk
stallion
sex object
scarecrow
facedly
visaged
head-turner
geek
beat with the ugly stick
eccentric
softboy
minifacial
flake
good-looking
abnormal
counterstereotype
fem
oddball
mad lad
eccentric person
vanilla
bottom of the barrel
ugly person
bimbo
snack
badling
hobosexual
hinky
looker
sack of flesh
embosser
smokeshow
Brigitte Bardot