fapstronaut
fapstinence
onanist
masturbator
fapper
flog the dolphin
jerk off
antimasturbation
wank
hand shandy
one off the wrist
jerking off
mass debate
shebop
crank one out
paw off
service oneself
jack off
fap off
toss off
pull one's pud
jock
whittle the whalebone
beat the bishop
jack it
rub one off
bash one out
masturbatorily
rub oneself off
pleasure oneself
whack off
knock one out
jill
self-pollute
make the bald man cry
jill off
play with oneself
shake hands with the unemployed
pull off
pet the kitty
buff the muffin
bate
beat the cock
flog the log
wank off
itch the ditch
touch oneself
shag
jerk the gherkin
burp the worm
fap
tug
jerk
handfucker
solosexual
five-knuckle shuffle
solo sex
wankjob
self-pleasing
self-pleasure
wankaholic
autoerotism
jerkoff
master baiter
masturbationlike
onanism
self-gratification
self-love
self-rape
autoeroticism
toss
masturbationism
yank
overmasturbation
scarf
pull oneself
satisfy oneself
frig
masturbational
wankless
bop the bishop
wax the dolphin
wankathon
bash the bishop
Hand Solo
spank the monkey
diddle
ring the devil's doorbell
have a wank
rubbing off
self-pleasurer
onanistic
autoerotic
crank it
half-virgin