mondegreen
misconstruction
xenonymy
contradiction in terms
misappellation
uncorrectly
misrepresentational
catachresis
logomachize
conceptual fallacy
malapropism
cryptic crossword
malaprop
misusage
acyron
woulda, coulda, shoulda
misreflect
pun
barbarism
cacoepistic
misetymologize
huh
misinterpretation
put that in your pipe and smoke it
misconstrual
misdefinition
paint out
wait a minute
mispitch
deictic
depreciative
plurisignifying
yadder
polysemantic
mispronouncement
loosely
polysemy
misspelling
lexical ambiguity
confusing
LOLWUT
puzzling
perplexing
polyseme
misdial
noscitur a sociis
hey
miswording
mispronunciation
hedging
equivocation
miss the point
argumentum ad dictionarium
malfolded
misprobe
antistasis
cacoepy
overloaded
misological
malappropriate
misused
nondescription
devil
disalign
miswriting
shall we say
dickens
fuck
deuce
disalignment
simplistically
synset
aspectology
antonymous
mistyping
misprision
composition
miscommunicative
other end of the ball
so
malinstruction
synonymy
multi-word
explicature
-tard
misapprehension
misspellingly
attraction
indefinite
misappraisement
multiworded
apophasis