nearly man
failson
unhopeful
cupcake
downstat
loser
mediocrity
no-hoper
faggot
always a bridesmaid, never a bride
nonqualifier
bitch
never-wozzer
poomplex
might-have-been
ungentleman
inefficient
sack of flesh
subnormal
pigeon
bottler
desk pilot
fucknigga
gentleman
three-time loser
scrub
misfit
failure
nonstarter
unsuccessful person
nonachiever
fail
lost soul
flop
zhing-zhong
washout
mishire
dud
languid
wet end
King Log
complain king
pansyish
incompetent
miss
unemployable
bite the big one
cream puff
defaulter
born loser
wage slave
deadbeat
inadequate
himbo
nonplanner
coward
inadequacy
chinless wonder
sorehead
nondelivery
twink
stun
threshold worker
shortcomer
unaccomplished
unfulfillment
spoil the ship for a ha'p'orth of tar
dead-ender
incompetent person
galoot
for lack of trying
noncoper
scrag end
unadept
maladroit
sad sack
uncompetitiveness
turkey
nonimprover
doormat
tinman
tinkerer
pseudoprofessional
dole merchant
impersonhood
Titanic
wuss
weakling
amateur
fight a losing battle
strike out looking
fiddler
omit