thought-terminating cliché
cacoepistic
mysticalize
mindbogglingly
illiteracy
disingenuity
I beg your pardon
catachresis
misappellation
hammerhead
muttonhead
misdial
blockhead
dunce
loggerhead
but who's counting
shithead
fuckhead
knucklehead
bonehead
trite
dumbass
lunkhead
dunderhead
numskull
obsoletism
dissonate
I'm confused
supersense
confoundation
newspaperish
sagacity
would lose one's head if it wasn't attached
dim
dichronism
suppress
Scully
antiwisdom
misotheist
wink-wink
mutter
monoptically
unemotionalism
you must be new here
mispronunciation
wordmongering
smart off
despirited
mythohistoric
out of one's cotton-picking mind
the reality is
dispulsion
mistyping
story of my life
frown on
cunning linguist
miswriting
-fuge
scoundrelish
dittogram
imprecatingly
sapiential
lexiphanically
misspelling
deflectably
mythize
glimmeringly
indecency
confusable
nonsensicality
disinformational
folkloristically
counterscoff
proverbial
disrespect
swear
errorous
-tard
misspellingly
memory like a sieve
horse sense
few sandwiches short of a picnic
conceit
malaprop
brain like a sieve
folklorical
head like a sieve
contempt
amphibological
and then everyone on the bus clapped
malapropism
I said what I said
r-word
ten-dollar word
what has someone done
redundancy
make a better door than a window
tonguey
manousheh
circuit