piss all
diddly-squat
dick all
not even one
fuck all
zilch
nish
not a sausage
zero
square root of fuck all
dick
nil
nought
hee-haw
nix
naught
sod all
jack all
nada
bugger all
any old thing
dog shit
goose egg
zip
nowt
duck egg
sweet FA
zippo
anything that moves
nixes
noot
damn all
air
bupkis
sweet Fanny Adams
Fanny Adams
shit all
nothing
cipherhood
never in a month of Sundays
ne'ery
love
jack
inexistent
jack shit
cake crumbs
naff all
precious little
none
blank
zipola
nen
not a bit of it
silent as the grave
squadoosh
hard up
far from
nofuckingbody
wanting
missing
nopony
absent
nonexisting
lacking
existless
not a one
goat shit
noplace
doodly
in no way, shape, or form
gornisht
know beans about
nanti
little
empty as a pauper's purse
nul points
nopey
no
gratuitous
mafeesh
free
complimentary
not hardly
not by any means
costless
nup
gratis
bauble
nil-
empty-hoofed
a fat lot